....should be forced to have the owner(s) stand in line while I throw rocks at their face(s). 
Seriously? 

Wouldn't you think open hours would be one of the top items of info people would come to your website for? What is the point of NOT listing them?
And coming in at a close second is a store that doesn't list directions on how to get there. I know, I'll just take every subway/bus line in this city and hope that I'll eventually go past the store. 

