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The feeds switch to Alex and Holly talking about him being in limbo - drama already. Something happened that has him worried.
Players called to the wall in the living room.
Glass House voice "addressing notes and concerns"
Online peeps are calling GHVoice Fari(?), but the in house peeps call her Oracle. The cool robotic female voice then asks viewers to send ideas about her name via discussion page/twitter
Oracle says she's calling us "viewers" now and not "fans" based on our initial online feedback - she sassy!
Oracle invites the housesters to share things about selves in order to win fans.
The online viewers vote: Which personal story do you want to hear: 3 magic lamp wishes, or biggest mistake/regret in life and why? The viewers choose mistake/regret.
Meanwhile Jacob and Alex are so worried about going into LIMBO (apparently, Jacob captained the losing team in the 1st challenge, so now he and someone from his team (voted on by the housesters) go into LIMBO - which basically is like being nominated a la Big Bother. The viewers will then vote who stays and who goes from the two. The teams are currently divided into East vs. West based on current residence.) 
Jacob tells Alex his biggest regret is not signing a modeling contract.
Alex or Jacob seem to think one of them going home.
Other houseters are not paying attention at all - they're playing volleyball in the living room.

The Voice Currently Not Named says they'll go in reverse alphabetical order to start revealing their regrets. Stephanie's up first.

Steph goes into the private "Twitter booth" to tell us her biggest regret: she never dated in HS and wishes she'd been more confident relationshipwise because in college she ended up in long-term relationship with the first guy interested in her. Was a nice guy, but she lost a lot of opportunities staying with him.

Robin next - also goes in in Twitter booth. Her biggest regret is also her biggest joy. You see, she came out of grad school & had opportunity to work with a federal agency. But instead she went home to care for relatives, met her husband, had kids, and is now too old to qualify for that job. But she feels it all worked out in the end. 

Mike goes into private room and he tells us that a couple of years ago, driving in his car, he hit something, didn't know what it was. So he stopped his car, got out, and saw it was a bloody bunny, still alive. Didn't know what to do - take to vet? Instead, he tried to put it out of its misery, and backed the car over the bunny again. Nope, still alive. So he backed over it yet again. Then, when it was finally dead, he looked over and saw 11/12 baby bunnies. Oh no, he had the killed their mother. So what does he do? He kills the baby bunnies too. (Ed: OMG that's one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard. The internet is now ablaze with people calling him The Bunny Killer.)

Kevin's regret is that b/c he had daughter so young, he wasn't able to serve in military like he'd always wanted to do.

Joy regrets any time she's hurt another person. Any time she's hurt herself, she can learn from it. But she regrets not being better friend to her ex as he's the father of her child.

Jeffrey doesn't think there are mistakes, just opportunities to grow. Can't think of anything that he regrets, no looking back. So "no juicy answer to question." He then toasts towards the camera with a glass of orange juice. 

Jacob - when he was 21 yrs old, he sent off pictures to 40 different modeling agencies. He then got a letter from Boss Models, who sent him a 2-yr contract to come to NY, but people at home said it's too far away, don't go, so he didn't sign. (Ed: He told this to the camera completely differently than he told it to Alex when he didn't know he was on camera. So one of those times is a lie.)

Holly says she doesn't have many regrets. Only thing is not sharing enough time to give back to community, to donate money/time. Sometimes she's selfish and only does stuff for herself & own family. She also keeps people at a distance if they want to be friends. If she wins, she says, she's giving a lot of money to cancer charities. The as-yet-unnamed Oracle Voice asks her if that will be a future regret? Holly doesn't get it. She then tries to talk some more but Oracle cuts her off and switches feeds. So Holly then goes on Twitter and sends 50 tweets in a half an hour, most of them saying nearly the exact same thing.

Gene doesn't go into a private room to make his regret statement, as he's "not hiding" anything. His biggest mistake was dating an awesome girl, but he was a tool, and clubbed/partied too much to maintain this long-distance relationship. He'd rush her off the phone when she called. When she dumped him, he faked his own death so she'd be upset, and she went 1 month thinking he was dead. She has never forgiven him for this (Ed: OMG, were it not for the bunny story, I'd be so disturbed by this. Wait, I am disturbed anyway).

Erica's regret is not going for what she wanted to do after college. She thought there was a way to be "a real adult" - went into finance & got engaged. Didn't want to do work to get to know herself, be creative . Now she's doing her 20's in reverse, as she's currently a cocktail waitress who spends all her spare time writing.

Ashley tells us she was in a 5.5 year relationship, but she had settled for him, and was miserable for most of relationship. Don't get her wrong: he's a great guy but not made for her (ed: nice save try there). Her settling for him was a mistake. But seriously: he's a great guy, "Hey!" She waves to camera.

Apollo goes into Twitter booth. He says we'll know his strategy soon. It relates to his biggest regret, which is that there was a time when he sold out who he was to be successful, so now he's trying to be honest/himself as much as possible. Follow his twitter, he's playing an interesting game, he says. Then he says his Twitter handle. 

Andrea - Though she's made a lot of mistakes, she doesn't have a ton of regrets. When pregnant w/ 2nd child chose the option to go C-section, so wonders whether if she could had a regular delivery, if she could have more kids. (Ed: I don't quite understand this.) Erica comes to give her hug. 

Alex says his biggest regret was making friends with Jacob, being nice in the house, making friends and letting other people know about it, cause now he's going home. Others ask, "Um, that's you biggest regret in LIFE?" Yes, he says.
Alex is being a real jerk now that he's nominated. Giving Joy a hard time. On twitter, Erica wrote: "First drama of the season just went down...consider the seal broken. Someone has a case of the Varsity Blues right about now. #TeamGrownMan" 

Now the fans are polled online as to what they want the houseters to do next: play "guess the sketch" or share more personal stories.
The viewers (and I), clearly freaked by the personal stories we already have heard, choose the Pictionary Option.

Viewers choose what to draw. Divide into teams. Girls vs. Guys. Choose who draws. We're asked which team to draw first. The voice says "Apollo, Erica, please join your teams" since they're in the living room awaiting instruction while their teams are in the other room. Erica says "Sorry viewers," and then tells Apollo, "See, that's why I don't have fans." Ha.

All go to white bedroom, instructed to draw big, and draw on the door. 
Guys team is chosen to draw first.
We're given a choice of what Apollo will draw: Chicago Bulls or bull in a china shop (I chose latter, 'cause I'm cruel)
Apollo: "C'mon guys don't pick the 2nd one." Which we do.
OMG they had one minute to draw and they got it.
Alex flashes his nipples.
Erica's next: choice between "kick the bucket" and "staying alive"
Asks us not to pick the 2nd one. Which we totally do.
OMG they had one minute to draw and they got it too.
Jeffrey to draw next: The viewers choose between: "Eat my words" or "kiss my grits" - viewers choose the latter
Wow, they got it in like 10 seconds. Amazing pictionary aptitude for these peeps.
Joy is next up. Choice between Vincent Van Gogh and Eddie Van Halen, haha
Joy "this is not fair"
Eddie van halen is choice
Joy blew it. Got "Van" but not the other parts.
Her team guessed Rip van Winkle and Dick Van Dyke, although Jeffrey wondered if it were Dick Van Dyke, how they'd draw the 2 non-Van parts. Heheh.

And that's all, folks!