from his Twitter
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The Rolling Stone issue with Charlie Sheen on the cover won’t hit stands until Friday, but the magazine has some excerpts of their interview up, and they’re predictably interesting. Not only is he proudly off the wagon, but he’s best buds with his ex-wife Denise Richards — though she says they sleep in separate beds. This list will undoubtedly get longer when the full interview is released, but for now, enjoy Charlie’s unique take on life and toes.
Are You There, Vodka?
“What's your drink? Tequila? Mine's vodka. Straight, because I've always said that ice is for injuries.”
Jaws 5: There’s Tiger Blood in the Water
"I am Jaws. I am the alter ego of the shark.”
Hammerheads: Good; Hammertoes: Bad
"I've not dated girls because of their feet, just the length of certain toes and the shape of where things should be and they're not. Hammertoes are bad.”
Doing Denise
“She still looks f***ing great. Do I want to? Yeah! Does she? Don't know."
A Year, in Words
“It’s like one giant, long poem played by some weird character, about things that aren’t totally grounded in anything real.”
Look, Up in the Sky! It’s a Constellation of Kink
“People think I'm a bit of a rogue, a cad, a Lothario, a guy who's in a lot of s**t that would lead to a constellation of kink and oddities, and I'm not. I just love women."
Bobblehead!
Are You There, Vodka?
“What's your drink? Tequila? Mine's vodka. Straight, because I've always said that ice is for injuries.”
Jaws 5: There’s Tiger Blood in the Water
"I am Jaws. I am the alter ego of the shark.”
Hammerheads: Good; Hammertoes: Bad
"I've not dated girls because of their feet, just the length of certain toes and the shape of where things should be and they're not. Hammertoes are bad.”
Doing Denise
“She still looks f***ing great. Do I want to? Yeah! Does she? Don't know."
A Year, in Words
“It’s like one giant, long poem played by some weird character, about things that aren’t totally grounded in anything real.”
Look, Up in the Sky! It’s a Constellation of Kink
“People think I'm a bit of a rogue, a cad, a Lothario, a guy who's in a lot of s**t that would lead to a constellation of kink and oddities, and I'm not. I just love women."
