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leesuh773		#21	[url]	[-]
Posts: 7401 05/26/2012 2:42 AM I eat your babies	You should go to HER house and throw her stuff away. In front of her face. And then just stare at her.
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passionfruit23		#22	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1263 05/26/2012 3:06 AM	I'm still waiting for a picture. Or at least tell us what it is called. I'm really curious to see exactly what it looks like.
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lobstahman		#23	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1339 05/26/2012 9:35 AM	TheFightingBetta wrote: She's a very "tidy" person and if something is messy she takes it upon herself to clean up for us. Fine, whatever but she always comes up missing. That's not "tidy", that's fucking NOSY. I wouldn't care if it was my aunt or the pope, if you're in my house, you don't go snooping through my stuff and call it "tidying" up the place. Tell her if it's cleaning up she likes to do, then she should get a job as a fucking maid. She'll make money AND have fun on the job. What a snoop! smh
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JulieAnne20		#24	[url]	[-]
Posts: 67935 05/26/2012 11:04 AM Best Debater '09 Likes to Bully Self '11 Miss Government Assistance '11 Does Ok Things '12 A. Mediocre. Star. '12	You store your sex toys in the same location as your child's toys?
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Prada4u		#25	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2658 05/26/2012 11:13 AM	So you went home and the first thing you looked for was your dildo even though you don't use it since its too big? Yeah doesn't sound right.
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AudaciousAudrey		#26	[url]	[-]
Posts: 43200 05/26/2012 11:17 AM Biggest Know It All '09	This is weird.
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TheFightingBetta		#27	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3344 05/26/2012 11:21 AM Womp. Womp. Womp.	I don't know what the dildo is called. Its "caucasian", looks like a real, big ol veiny dick the first few inches, and then BOOM there are spikes. It also vibrates of course. If I ever do find it I will post a pic. And yeah I store my kid's toys in the same closet my dildo was in. His toys go on the floor, mine was on the top shelf hidden in the back. He's not allowed in the toy closet anyway. He has to ask for one when he's ready for it.
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JulieAnne20		#28	[url]	[-]
Posts: 67935 05/26/2012 11:22 AM Best Debater '09 Likes to Bully Self '11 Miss Government Assistance '11 Does Ok Things '12 A. Mediocre. Star. '12	TheFightingBetta wrote: He's not allowed in the toy closet anyway. He has to ask for one when he's ready for it. Oooooooo....kay.
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mrsesnape		#29	[url]	[-]
Posts: 22142 05/26/2012 11:26 AM	OK, I'm very confused... it's 9 inches long and the spikes are for maximum penetration? DANG If 9 inches were in me, it would be touching my stomach!
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JulieAnne20		#30	[url]	[-]
Posts: 67935 05/26/2012 11:29 AM Best Debater '09 Likes to Bully Self '11 Miss Government Assistance '11 Does Ok Things '12 A. Mediocre. Star. '12	mrsesnape wrote: OK, I'm very confused... it's 9 inches long and the spikes are for maximum penetration? DANG If 9 inches were in me, it would be touching my stomach! Yeah, at 9 inches, the spikes do seem like overkill.
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TheFightingBetta		#31	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3344 05/26/2012 11:33 AM Womp. Womp. Womp.	I honestly think they mislead by describing it as 9 inches. I think the penis is really only 6 or 7 inches and with the balls and knob makes 3
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mrsesnape		#32	[url]	[-]
Posts: 22142 05/26/2012 11:38 AM	JulieAnne20 wrote: mrsesnape wrote: OK, I'm very confused... it's 9 inches long and the spikes are for maximum penetration? DANG If 9 inches were in me, it would be touching my stomach! Yeah, at 9 inches, the spikes do seem like overkill. Well, I've mentioned before about my mom's shop... they sell like 24 inch ones, I'm not even kidding. They're not meant for actual use, though!
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JulieAnne20		#33	[url]	[-]
Posts: 67935 05/26/2012 11:44 AM Best Debater '09 Likes to Bully Self '11 Miss Government Assistance '11 Does Ok Things '12 A. Mediocre. Star. '12	mrsesnape wrote: JulieAnne20 wrote: mrsesnape wrote: OK, I'm very confused... it's 9 inches long and the spikes are for maximum penetration? DANG If 9 inches were in me, it would be touching my stomach! Yeah, at 9 inches, the spikes do seem like overkill. Well, I've mentioned before about my mom's shop... they sell like 24 inch ones, I'm not even kidding. They're not meant for actual use, though! I do not remember reading that before. But does your mom's shop have a website?
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TheFightingBetta		#34	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3344 05/26/2012 11:46 AM Womp. Womp. Womp.	The sex shop down town has those 24 inchers too I gasped when I saw them hanging up on the wall
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oneandahalf		#35	[url]	[-]
Posts: 7578 05/26/2012 11:48 AM La vie en rose	Well, this is an interesting post.
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flatxchewxlate		#36	[url]	[-]
Posts: 13091 05/26/2012 11:53 AM Blow me!	I had a somewhat similar blunder. After a little tryst with myself, I went to the bathroom to clean the gadget. Woke up the next morning, walked into the bathroom and saw that I had left the toy cleaner on the sink. And my little brother had been in there a few times too. I'm hoping he's just dense and didn't even notice it. I really don't want my little brother thinking about my nubbin diddling.
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CutebyNature34		#37	[url]	[-]
Posts: 823 05/26/2012 11:54 AM	just maybe your aunt might decide to bring it to your next family reunion.
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Posts: 54758 05/26/2012 12:04 PM Best Fan Fic Writer '08 Mostly British '12 Not a Dumbfuck '12	I would be really annoyed no matter what it was she'd moved/chucked out. You do not come into my space and take it upon yourself to start going through and moving my stuff
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mrsesnape		#39	[url]	[-]
Posts: 22142 05/26/2012 12:21 PM	JulieAnne20 wrote: mrsesnape wrote: JulieAnne20 wrote: Yeah, at 9 inches, the spikes do seem like overkill. Well, I've mentioned before about my mom's shop... they sell like 24 inch ones, I'm not even kidding. They're not meant for actual use, though! I do not remember reading that before. But does your mom's shop have a website? I'm building it, but I have been teaching myself code as I do it. I am to a point where it isn't going to get better without a professional design, so I am seeking that out at the moment.
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TheFightingBetta		#40	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3344 05/26/2012 12:49 PM Womp. Womp. Womp.	I found it! She hid it way in the back and stacked some of my son's toys, and a few boxes on top of it
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