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TheFightingBetta	My aunt found my huge, 9in, spiked, veiny dildo		Lead	[-]
Posts: 3343 05/26/2012 12:49 AM Womp. Womp. Womp.	Well, it's not technically mine. It's my exe's. He just left it at my place as a parting gift. I keep it to show all my friends. Anywaaaay. How awkward. It was hidden in my closet and I let her come over and watch my child and while I was gone she decided to straighten out the toy closet. Little did she know it was also a toy closet. Sigh how embarrassing. I wonder what she did with it because it's not in it's usual spot.. Too awkward to ask.
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oliverbandit		#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 11443 05/26/2012 12:55 AM	Maybe she took it home with her.
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xoinnocentjrtgrl		#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 79283 05/26/2012 12:57 AM MOD bestie! Derp Jr '13 Grumpy Cat '13 Biggest Dennis Stan '12, '13	She probably used it and then felt guilty and destroyed it.
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Glory Glory Hallelujah		#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 30427 05/26/2012 1:01 AM JJBer of the Year '06 Funniest JJBer '07 JJBer of the Year '08 Most Outspoken '09	Wait...WTF is it spiked?
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TheFightingBetta		#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3343 05/26/2012 1:05 AM Womp. Womp. Womp.	Yup the "ballsack" has spikes on it for ultra penetration She didn't take it because she's still here but she's like ultra, ULTRA Christian so I'm afraid she threw it away. I love my spike dildo. Its so fun to show off.
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katebate		#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 11967 05/26/2012 1:09 AM	Find it online and post a picture of this interesting, show off worthy, toy.
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sweetgurrl452		#6	[url]	[-]
Posts: 15333 05/26/2012 1:13 AM	I'm sorry but... Gah, that's embarrassing. But wtf at it being missing. You'd think she'd see it and leave it. Why would she even touch your spiked, veiny dildo? Can't even type that with a straight face...
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leesuh773		#7	[url]	[-]
Posts: 7401 05/26/2012 1:14 AM I eat your babies	You should march right up to your aunt and demand to have your spikey, veiny dildo back.
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TheFightingBetta		#8	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3343 05/26/2012 1:24 AM Womp. Womp. Womp.	When she leaves I'm going to search more thoroughly for it. I don't even wanna bring it up or look like I'm looking for it right now lol. And yeah it's pretty funny. The thing is kinda ridiculous and its so big. Almost too big to fit inside of someone .. except my ex apparently. That makes it even embarrassing to have someone think its mine! I'd look like some loose whore.
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GettinHotWithJC		#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 52958 05/26/2012 1:30 AM Anime/Manga Fan Batman Nerd	Just tell her it was a gag gift. Oooooh the pun on that sentence.
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franknbeans82		#10	[url]	[-]
Posts: 54622 05/26/2012 1:33 AM	lol, that's kind of rude of her to just throw your stuff out. it's really not for her to decide what you're allowed to have since you're an adult, right?
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starlightperfume		#11	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6095 05/26/2012 1:36 AM	My family is super Christian too and I would have DIED if one found that. I'm feeling such secondhand embarrassment for you right now. I'd checked the trash when she's gone.
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Smallville78		#12	[url]	[-]
Posts: 11506 05/26/2012 1:48 AM Vampire Freak	i would be pissed if someone went through my stuff.
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MissDivaDoll		#13	[url]	[-]
Posts: 29361 05/26/2012 1:51 AM JJB Smartass '09 Mrs. Jeremy Renner I Like My Joe Regular '13 Not a random person from Twitter	Maybe I just don't embarrass easily, but if it were me I would not only confront her and ask where it was, I'd also ask her why she thought she had any right to be going through my stuff and "organizing" my closets without my permission. Sure, it's your aunt, but you're an adult and it's your house right?
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xoinnocentjrtgrl		#14	[url]	[-]
Posts: 79283 05/26/2012 2:09 AM MOD bestie! Derp Jr '13 Grumpy Cat '13 Biggest Dennis Stan '12, '13	You might as well just ask her for it. She already found it so...
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TheFightingBetta		#15	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3343 05/26/2012 2:11 AM Womp. Womp. Womp.	Yes I'm an adult and live on my own. Still wouldn't be the first time she has came to my place and thrown things away. She's a very "tidy" person and if something is messy she takes it upon herself to clean up for us. Fine, whatever but she always comes up missing. I smoke weed, and I used to smoke at my desk and keep my supplies in a jar. She decided to tidy my desk, saw the weed in the jar, took it out and threw it in the trash. I came home and wanted to have a smoke and wouldn't find my stash anywhere. I became angry my aunt obviously took it. Something told me to check the trash which luckily she forgot to take out and there was my bag of weed right on top. I looked in the closet for the dildo and I still don't see it yet.
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iheartjustinjc		#16	[url]	[-]
Posts: 7928 05/26/2012 2:11 AM	GettinHotWithJC wrote: Just tell her it was a gag gift. Oooooh the pun on that sentence. Oh you.
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Posts: 21618 05/26/2012 2:13 AM But ya are, Blanche! Ya are in that chair!	Throwing your stuff away is unacceptable. Family or not she wouldn't be allowed at my house anymore.
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GettinHotWithJC		#18	[url]	[-]
Posts: 52958 05/26/2012 2:19 AM Anime/Manga Fan Batman Nerd	LuvBug wrote: Throwing your stuff away is unacceptable. Family or not she wouldn't be allowed at my house anymore.
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Smallville78		#19	[url]	[-]
Posts: 11506 05/26/2012 2:22 AM Vampire Freak	LuvBug wrote: Throwing your stuff away is unacceptable. Family or not she wouldn't be allowed at my house anymore. yep, if someone came into my house and started to throw my stuff away, they wouldnt be welcome again. she doesnt have the right to do that i dont care how "tidy" she is, that is your stuff and she has no right to touch it
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MissDivaDoll		#20	[url]	[-]
Posts: 29361 05/26/2012 2:38 AM JJB Smartass '09 Mrs. Jeremy Renner I Like My Joe Regular '13 Not a random person from Twitter	LuvBug wrote: Throwing your stuff away is unacceptable. Family or not she wouldn't be allowed at my house anymore. Yup. Throwing my stuff away Going through/Tidying up my stuff without asking would get her banz from my house.
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