1. Right as we get into the bedroom after the kids are asleep, we shut the door and the phone rings. Look at caller id and it's my daughter who was up late and wanted to tell me good night.
2. Then not five minutes after hanging up the phone, we hear a huge crash in the kitchen. Turns out the two cats were fighting and knocked over the stuff that was on the table.
3. That causes my son wakes up. Get him back to bed and asleep and...
4. Start making out and I get a small asthma attack. I've been having breathing problems all day. So I search the night stand draw for my inhaler, find it and then realize...
5. We are out of condoms! Well by then the mood is gone and I'm still having breathing issues so we are calling it a night.
I'm just not meant to have sex tonight. 
Evidently the universe doesn't want me to have sex tonight.
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