Things I have learned over the years:
-Always carry an extra baseball.
-Negative zero is a number.
-If you break your grandfather's teeth, he gets to break yours.
-Real guitars are for old people.
-You can spend the rest of your life in jail.
-If the truth hurts, wear it.
-If you're 80% water, you will have no problem swimming across a big lake.
-Simpsons fans talk about the good ol' days. Family Guy fans talk about the Simpsons.
-"A-List" celebrities walk around wearing t-shirts proclaiming their "A-List" status.
-You can fly if everyone on the set believes you will fly.
-If it tastes good, eat it.
-All Hail Duke! Duke is Life! All Hail--*crunch*!
-There's not enough tissue in all of Peoria to wipe Triple H's nose.
-MacGyver's not as smart as you think.
-It's pretty obvious where all the talent in the Stamos family went.
-If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you give him a cow, he'll eat for a month, maybe more.
-Having long hair and wearing black makes you "emo".
-Girls with clefts in their chins used to be men.
-Pixy stix are another type of drug.
-Real men wear pink.
-You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk fast or he'll die.
-"ABC" stands for "Ass-backwards and Country".
-A world without men would consist of a bunch of fat, happy women and no crime.
-Books...are fun.
-If you speak while you're jinxed, you get punched in the arm.
-Buckle up. It's the law.
-Don't copy that floppy!
-Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
-Image is Everything! Thirst is Nothing! Obey me! Vegeta.
-Milk Duds; sweet on the outside, poison on the inside.
-There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.
-Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.
-Tonsils can grow back.
-Val Kilmer > Kevin Costner.
-Don't be a fool. Smoking is cool.
-The word "blonde" is pronounced "bee-londe".
-When life hands you a lemon, make some applesauce.
-Elephants are members of the dinosaur family.-Don't go away mad. Just go away.
-The best meat's in the rump.
-Batman has grey hair.
-"Hilary" comes from an old German word meaning "She whose breasts defy gravity."
-You can't triple stamp a double stamp.
-There's nothing uglier in the world than a quitter.
-If a girl says she’s 20, but she looks 16, she’s 12.
-All men under 5'6" used to be women.
-They used to call him Mr. Hash because he always had a stash.
-Cyndi Lauper had stringy blonde hair.
-Psychos. They always love comics.
-The correct spelling of the word "iron" is I-O-R-N.
-The real number is 912.
-L.A. is all swimming pools and valet parking.
-It is required that while saying the word "hullabaloo" that you wave your hands and arms in the air.
-Sinbad spelled backwards is Dabnis.
-When in doubt, blame everything (and I DO mean everything) on The Simpsons.
-Walter Cronkite is Dan Rather's Uncle.
-The bigger they are, the harder they hit.![]()
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