Tiger Woods gets breast wishes from his jilted porn star Joslyn James
Friday, April 9th 2010, 4:00 AM
ATLANTA - As Tiger Woods began his quest to don another green Masters jacket, gal pal Joslyn James was doffing hers.
The only difference between the blazers was that the sextsational James was wearing just lacy black lingerie under hers as she twirled around the pole last night at the Pink Pony strip club.
The men who made the trip from Augusta saw why America's greatest golfer kept coming back for more.
James, with luminous skin and long, wavy auburn locks, has a fantasy body usually found only in superhero comics.
Juicy Fruit-thin torso and thoroughbred legs with prize-pumpkin breasts impossibly cantilevering over it all.
Young women, completely naked except for 8-inch stilettos or laceup patent leather boots, had stoked the crowd with lap dances and vodka shots as a deejay blasted Jay-Z and Steven Tyler.
As "Turnin' Me On" by Keri Hilson chest-bumped out of the speakers, James appeared under the strobe lights and the crowd roared.
"She's wearing a Masters jacket!" one guy exulted. "I love it! I f---ing love it!"
You heard Diddy rapping "Tell Me" with Christina Aguilera, as James did splits, put her heel way over her head and showed the front row she can dance while squatting.
Men tucked bills into her tiny sequined skirt, and she rewarded many by pulling their faces to her ample bosom.
A man named Jon then showered 100 $1 bills over her head.
Before her show, which ends tomorrow, James talked about her relationship with Woods, who was on the TV behind her like "Poltergeist" as she spoke.
"I saw the Nike commercial," James said. "Kinda creepy."
That would be the one where Woods stares into the camera as his father Earl's voice intones, "I want to understand what you were thinking."
So does she.
"I went out of my way to please him in the bedroom," she said. "I went that extra mile, that extra step. He likes a lot of different things."
Do you think he's addicted?
"He has an addiction, to lying," she said.
James showed off her costumes, including a military-themed outfit for her friends in the Army. She took off the green jacket to reveal Chinese calligraphy running down her spine - tattoos she got for Tiger.
What do they mean?
"Loyalty. Patience. Promise," James said. Another Chinese word on her thigh predicted the future. It reads: betrayal.
It wasn't only Tiger who betrayed her, his wife and all the other women, James said. It's his inner circle: caddy Steve Williams, who denied meeting her; Bryon Bell, Woods' childhood friend who runs Tiger Woods Design, and Jerry Chang, his Stanford buddy.
"He didn't hide me from them. They say they haven't met me or may have met me. I guess when Bryon had dinner with me at Tiger's house in Vegas, I was invisible. I guess when Jerry sat next to me ... I was invisible."
James fell in love.
"The Tiger I knew was silly and funny," she said. "When I would be waiting for him at the hotel at these tournaments, I would watch him playing on TV, and he would seem so uptight. I would text him, 'Dude, it's okay to laugh.'" He would text back: "Not here."
"Look, he hurt me terribly, but I don't wish him ill," the tiny dancer said.
"He shouldn't have rushed back to play. ... He uses these tournaments to go around being a philanderer. He should stay home and repair his relationship with his wife."
And he should apologize to her.
"I just wish he'd tell the truth," James said, "and be the kind of man his mother and father raised him to be."
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Elin either needs to find her and beat her ass with the club she used for Tiger or they need restraining orders. She's trying to extend her 2 minutes of fame but I think she's really crazy. Gloria Assred making these nasty whores famous for what? Tigers wife refuse to talk to the media and badmouth her husband so they pay these cheap nasty whores who will never be nothing more than whores. Mistress my ass. These are down right whores. Tiger thought of them that way and look at how shes' whoring herself. She is what she is a nasty crazy skank. The media needs to stop paying her 100 dollars to talk. She's just bat shit crazy.


