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KellySD wrote:A giraffe The Super Bowl Lance Bass's underwear
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i am the lizard queen
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Angel Bunny C wrote:Killer ants A glass case of emotion A q-tip
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Je Ne Sais Quoi wrote:Angel Bunny C wrote:Killer ants A glass case of emotion A q-tip1) Snap q-tip in half and put in ears to prevent any ants from entering them.2) Use the phone in the booth to call 911 and have an ambulance come with some epinephrine to treat me with after I destroy the ants.3) Let the fear that is trapped in the phone booth, which threatens the very moral fiber of my being be my fuel to destroy ants.4) Jog in place to stomp on ants and to shake them off body.5) Rip phone off and use it to smash any ants on the glass.6) Once the job is done, I come out, battered, bitten, and affected by the poison from the ants, and yell, "I'M A MAN WHO DISCOVERED THE WHEEL AND BUILT THE EIFFEL TOWER OUT OF METAL AND BRAWN!!! THAT'S WHAT KIND OF MAN I AM!!!"
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Je Ne Sais Quoi wrote: CrunkCrazy4NSync wrote: How amusing you are. I think we'll keep you.Th...err...thanks? I guess. I wasn't aware that I didn't have a choice in the matter.Well, as gratitude for keeping me, here are sharks with human teeth:
CrunkCrazy4NSync wrote: How amusing you are. I think we'll keep you.
01/25/2010 2:13 AM
beklah324 wrote:You didn't say it had to be a real animal, so...Hungarian Horntail DragonRim of an erupting volcanoOne 1-inch long strip of used duct tape
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Valerie Me wrote:A liger Prince's bedroom Spaghetti
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Gemma wrote:I think he's Dwight Schrute.
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AnGeLNJ99 wrote:An elephant The People's Choice Awards A jello jiggler
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Je Ne Sais Quoi wrote: Fine.1) Knowing that the dragon understands English and can't help but follow Hungarian stereotypes, I tell him that there are some fine pick salami in the magma of the volcano.2) The dragon naively believes me and jumps into the magma to its death.3) I run to safety down the volcano.4) I put the used duct tape in my pocket for the moment I have to take it out, put in on the center of my palm, and slap beklah324 in the mouth.
Fine.1) Knowing that the dragon understands English and can't help but follow Hungarian stereotypes, I tell him that there are some fine pick salami in the magma of the volcano.2) The dragon naively believes me and jumps into the magma to its death.3) I run to safety down the volcano.4) I put the used duct tape in my pocket for the moment I have to take it out, put in on the center of my palm, and slap beklah324 in the mouth.
01/25/2010 2:51 AM
kimjoy85 wrote:1. yeti 2. the artic 3. your birthday suit
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kimjoy85 wrote:1. fire breathing dragon 2. a log cabin w/ no doors or windows 3. a bucket shaped hat full of gasoline w/ holes in it
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shirleylee118 wrote:chupacabrayour moms houseyour moms vibrator
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