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becky711 wrote:this is just weird
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Je Ne Sais Quoi wrote: I specifically made it clear that I would utilize the location, object, and/or the clothes on my back. I'd have shoes on.And how the hell do you propose me using the snorkel you gave me to kill a shark in a tub? Be realistic.
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Gemma wrote:I think he's Dwight Schrute.
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Gemma wrote:Since you are so obviously bright, please learn that the contraction for "it is" is "it's." The possessive form, indicating that "it" possesses something is spelled "its." I think he's Dwight Schrute.
CrunkCrazy4NSync wrote:Ah true, I forgot you mentioned the clothes on your back. Still, a snorkel! Jam it in its gills or something!
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Je Ne Sais Quoi wrote:RedLampDistrict wrote:A blue whale, A plastic tank full of water, a strand of human hair.I wasn't expecting any whales.1) Throw the strand of hair away because it's completely useless, thanks.2) Take my shirt, pants, and shoes off and tie them into a ball.3) Jump into tank and try and shove ball of clothes into mouth.4) If choking hazard plan fails, take euro-speedo and socks off and try and clog the blow hole.5) If blow hole plan fails, proceed to elbow dropping whale on it's head.6) Climb out of plastic tank, pace 100 feet, and run at tank full speed trying to crack it.7) After a few hours of constant beating, the crack of the tank would make a substantial water loss.8 ) Sit on top of whale and laugh loudly into the wind as the whale suffocates from it's own weight and lack of water.
RedLampDistrict wrote:A blue whale, A plastic tank full of water, a strand of human hair.
01/24/2010 11:13 PM
the lakes slave wrote:Gemma wrote:I think he's Dwight Schrute.1) a bear2) on a beet farm3) with a Battlestar Galactica box set
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Dr Sykosis wrote:a rabid skunk Gobi desert a tea bag
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KellySD wrote:koala your bedroom a sex toy
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CrunkCrazy4NSync wrote:How amusing you are. I think we'll keep you.
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