I think I would have picked Doritos. They have sharp edges. BWAH!!
Couple Uses Cheetos to Assault Each Other
Shelbyville, TN (AP) -- Call it a case of assault with a cheesy weapon.
Deputies in Shelbyville, Tennessee, were dispatched to a home where they found a couple fighting with Cheetos.
Deputies say what started as an argument turned into a case of assault using the puffy orange snacks. No one was hurt.
But the Bedford County Sheriff's Department says James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers have both been charged with domestic assault.
The Shelbyville Times-Gazette reports they are now free on a bond of $2,500 apiece.
Couple Uses Cheetos to Assault Each Other
Shelbyville, TN (AP) -- Call it a case of assault with a cheesy weapon.
Deputies in Shelbyville, Tennessee, were dispatched to a home where they found a couple fighting with Cheetos.
Deputies say what started as an argument turned into a case of assault using the puffy orange snacks. No one was hurt.
But the Bedford County Sheriff's Department says James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers have both been charged with domestic assault.
The Shelbyville Times-Gazette reports they are now free on a bond of $2,500 apiece.
I've never heard of anyone brutally assaulted with a Cheeto.
