PSA TO NON-BLACK MEN
If you want to talk to a black woman:
1) Do not yell at me from across the street. And expect me to cross the street to your ass to hand you my number/talk to you.
2) Don't follow me when I ignore you. I'm not playing hard to get. I just don't want YOU.
3) If you're interesting in speaking to me through e-mail or any online thing. DON'T do this: Subject: wots up ? niggeress Body: u r a African princess and I wud like to no you..."
NIGGERESS?!
"African
princess", "African Queen" etc. Stop it.
4) I don't care about the $47 in 1's that you have in your profile pic.
5) PULL UP YOUR FUCKING PANTS. Your pants belong OVER your dick. I will never date a man who looks like he has a constant pile of shit in his pants.
6) Don't rap to me. Seriously just don't.
7) Don't ask me why I'm not interested in you. You might not like the answer.
8. Don't touch me. I don't know you.
9) I enjoy having a conversation with a man who speaks proper english. Don't say "you know what I mean?" After every other word because no I don't know what you mean when you haven't explained shit.
10) I have a man who pleases me just fine. Thank you.
And *gasp* he's not black.


