Paris Hilton
Shock level: Low
Amount You Enjoy Knowing: Highest
How We Know:
You've certainly seen or least heard about Paris' horrifying sex-tape with douchebag nobody Rick Salomon, so right there you doin' it is important to her. To be fair, it's important to everyone. But when you're as indescriminate about your partners as she is, well, that's where the trouble lies. She's seen around the world with men as promiscuous as she is, so it's fair to assume she's got it. Oh, and then there's her subscription for Valtrex which has been featured on many credible websites.
Jessica Alba
Shock level: Medium
Amount You Enjoy Knowing: Minimal
How We Know:
But she had a baby! Anyone with a baby can't have herpes. Except they can...and she does. Apparently she got it from Derek Jeter. Yes, it's a rumor, but there has been quite a bit of sources who worked closely with Alba and recalled having to pick up her Valtrex prescription on a regular basis. She's also on the recently created Derek Jeter Herpes Tree.
Derek Jeter
Shock level: Medium
Amount You Enjoy Knowing: Depends on if you are a Red Sox or Yankees fan
How We Know:
Again, rumors have been flying around about this guy's sexual deviancy for quite a while. Hey, making $17 million a year for baseball's most famous team allows you access to the most coveted poon. Anyway, there's been enough speculation on the subject for someone to create the aforementioned tree, so we figured, "Why not post it and let YOU decide"? Even if you think it's bull, it's pretty funny to see the progression because even if the herpes speculation isn't true, the fact that these celebrities dated one another is, meaning they'd be exposed to Jeter's Yankee doodle.
Billy Idol
Shock Level: Low
Amount You Enjoy Knowing: Due to his irrelevance, it's less interesting than it would be 20 years ago.
How We Know:
He simply admitted it in an interview with Rolling Stone. He's over 50 and rich, what does he care?
Robin Williams
Shock Level: High
Amount You Enjoy Knowing: Depends on how much you liked "Aladdin"
How We Know:
Williams was slapped with a lawsuit in the mid-80s by a cocktail waitress who claimed he had given it to her without warning her he had it first. But hey, celebrities get accused of stuff they didn't do all the time right? Sure. But the case was settled out of court, implying that Mrs. Doubtfire felt a bit guity about it.
Anne Heche
Shock Level: Low-Medium
Amount You Enjoy Knowing: Ehh
How We Know:
This one isn't as fun as other celebrities. Heche claims that she got herpes from her father when he molested her. So, yeah...that's awkward.
Tony Bennett
Shock Level: Very high
Amount You Enjoy Knowing: I left my heart in San Francisco, and my virus in some girl.
How We Know:
We admit, we were surprised by this one too. Bennett adamantly denies the allegations and even produced medical records which indicate he doesn't. Oh well, the fact that someone would go far enough to accuse Tony Bennett of giving them herpes is all we need to find this hilarious.
Michael Vick
Shock level: Low
Amount You Enjoy Knowing: Pre-dog murder: Medium Post-dog murder: High
How We Know:
Ron Mexico. Vick was getting treatments and medication under the name "Ron Mexico," a fact that was discovered when a woman sued him for giving her the disease in 2002, claiming he willfully gave it to her without warning. Our thought is: if you're willfully having unprotected sex with a professional athlete like Michael Vick, you were going to end up with it anyway, and you're lucky you got it from a rich dude.
David Hasselhoff
Shock level: Low
Amount You Enjoy Knowing: High, if you aren't German
How We Know:
During the Hoff's divorce from Pamela Bach, the latter cited such marital problems as domestic violence and his penchant for drinking himself shitty, and by shitty, we mean he loved to shit his pants when he got drunk. Another problem Bach cited was that Hoff has genital herpes. A man that poops his pants and has herpes?
Liza Minnelli
Shock level: High
Amount You Enjoy Knowing: Should be ridiculously high
How We Know:
Alright, so it's mentioned in her divorce proceedings from David Gest, who probably isn't the greatest source in the world, but then again, he was divorcing Liza Minnelli. There are hundreds of things he could have made up to worsen her already horrible reputation.
And the rest:
Male
Female
David Hasselhoff
Bill Clinton
Moby
Tony Bennett
Robin Williams
Justin Whalin
Brad Pitt
David Beckham
Jason Kidd
Fred Durst
Joshua Jackson
Billy Idol
Colin Farrell
Juwan Howard
Dennis Rodman
Cliff Robinson
Vernin Maxwell
Female
Lauren Hutton
Sheryl Crow
Paris Hilton
Victoria Beckham
Pamela Anderson
Lucie Arnaz
Janet Jackson (per her prescriptions list on SmokingGun.com)
Tawny Kitaen (per her prescriptions list on SmokingGun.com)
Britney Spears (seen buying Zovirax while in Kentwood)
Katie Holmes (nasty sores seen on lips, wonder where else she has them?)
Alyssa Milano
Kristanna Loken
Joumana Kidd
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