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Texts from last night |
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Posts: 1664 (04/30/2009 5:03 AM) |
lol
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Edit: Should have done a search for this before I posted. I guess someone posted the same topic on the 26th. Ohwell, still funny
Edited By: DoesThatSparkle 04/30/2009 5:08 AM.
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xtinafan |
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Posts: 13182 (04/30/2009 6:13 AM) |
(843): I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed. ummmmm lol
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Posts: 13183 (04/30/2009 6:16 AM) |
lmao this is definitely the most amusing thing I've seen in a while...can't stop reading..
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Posts: 8197 (04/30/2009 6:17 AM) |
LOVE this website.
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Posts: 33245 (04/30/2009 6:19 AM) Best Debater '09
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xtinafan |
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Posts: 13184 (04/30/2009 6:22 AM) |
JulieAnne20 wrote:ROFLMAO |
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Posts: 30497 (04/30/2009 7:34 AM) |
I'm dying over these. LOL
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JulieAnne20 |
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Posts: 33251 (04/30/2009 7:41 AM) Best Debater '09
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Posts: 345 (04/30/2009 9:05 AM) |
(917): last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
(917): this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed (917): he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF? (718): messed up. what color are the wings? Labels: (718), (917) I'm crying laughing... 'what color are the wings?' |
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Posts: 38058 (04/30/2009 9:18 AM) Most Dramatic '07 |
(405): I'm drunk |
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SelFish |
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Posts: 7621 (04/30/2009 9:19 AM) |
I love this site. So much.
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Posts: 2535 (04/30/2009 9:22 AM) |
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Posts: 367 (04/30/2009 9:34 AM) |
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Posts: 346 (04/30/2009 9:37 AM) |
(310): im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
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Posts: 3817 (04/30/2009 10:01 AM) |
(732): pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
wooo
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Posts: 189 (04/30/2009 10:16 AM) |
(303): You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake. (303): She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye Labels: (303) |
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Posts: 191 (05/01/2009 11:26 AM) |
(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events. Labels: (415) |
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Posts: 2443 (05/01/2009 12:03 PM) |
i'm crying from laughing...and i was slightly afraid i would find some i've sent.
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