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Posts: 13305 (04/15/2009 2:06 PM) |
I wanna hear some of your stories on how your kids have mortified you. My friend's daughter is 3 and has reached the pointing phase. Before she could stop
it, her daughter pointed and said "Wow, that lady's really fat!!!". The fat lady was like a foot away from them. All she wanted to do was
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Posts: 74744 (04/15/2009 2:06 PM) JJB Debater '03 |
When my sister was 2, she went up to a black guy at McDonald's and asked him if he was Kunte Kinte.
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Posts: 13306 (04/15/2009 2:07 PM) |
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Posts: 4915 (04/15/2009 2:08 PM) |
We were walking out of the movie store carrying our then 3 year old and we walked by this lady and my daughter yelled "That lady stinks". It was
super loud and right beside the lady. She had enough perfume on to kill a horse.
I also had one similar to your friends' except my son said someone had a "huge butt". |
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Posts: 30762 (04/15/2009 2:09 PM) |
I don't have kids, but when I was 3 and in the grocery store with my grandmother, I asked a woman why her "boobs were so big."
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Posts: 7281 (04/15/2009 2:12 PM) |
My nephew asked a lady why she was so fat in the mall once
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Posts: 11366 (04/15/2009 2:15 PM) |
#1 child (3yrs) sees a woman carrying a newborn and asks me, quite loudly, "If she had her baby, why is she still fat?". Woman smiles kindly and
tells #1 "I'm the baby's auntie, honey..."
#2 child (2 1/2 yrs) is being carried by me into the women's lingerie depatment. Upon seeing the racks and racks of bras he screams "BOOBS! Lookit all the BOOBS, Mommy!) He wriggles out of my arms and runs to the closest rack he can reach and begins squeezing all the cups, all the while singing 'Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs...'. Customers and salesclerks all in hysterics. |
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Posts: 25942 (04/15/2009 2:15 PM) |
This kind of goes the other way around.
One time, I was in the locker room at my gym, and this little girl said, "Is that lady pregnant?" And the mom looked up and saw a really fat lady, and turned all red and apologized and shushed the daughter, and what everyone BUT the mom could see (based on where she was with the lockers blocking her view) is that there really was a pregnant woman in the room and she was the one the little girl was talking about! |
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Posts: 15378 (04/15/2009 2:17 PM) |
My little brother embarrassed my mum something awful when he was like 4. He freaked out at her friend who was pregnant.He kept yelling that she had to leave
the house "Because she ATE her baby!!"
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Posts: 10870 (04/15/2009 2:17 PM) |
If I were really fat and a kid came up to me and asked why I was fat. I would reply, very calmly, 'Because I eat little children'. I would love to see
that reaction.
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Posts: 4918 (04/15/2009 2:17 PM) |
^^
 That's almost worse.
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Posts: 33054 (04/15/2009 2:19 PM) Best Debater '09
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When we went through the McDonald's drive-thru the other day, my son was sitting in his seat with his seatbelt on. Then he pulled down his pants and
underwear all the way, so he was naked from the waist down. We went all the way through the drive-thru before I realized he was like that.
 
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Posts: 2520 (04/15/2009 2:21 PM) |
forever121young wrote: 
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Posts: 24150 (04/15/2009 2:21 PM) Biggest Know It All '09
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JulieAnne20 wrote:
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Posts: 13308 (04/15/2009 2:22 PM) |
JulieAnne20 wrote: 
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Posts: 9347 (04/15/2009 2:26 PM) |
My dad converted to Catholicism when we were younger. After his baptism ceremony, we took the deacon and his wife out to a nice restaurant to celebrate. My
brother was probably about 3ish and loved farm animals. He started telling this story my mom had read him about a donkey... except he kept referring to the
donkey as an ass or jackass. "So then that jackass told the chicken..."
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Posts: 17723 (04/15/2009 2:27 PM) |
This post reminds me of Dane Cook in My Best Friend's Girl.
Woman:"I just had a baby!" Tank: "And I'm sure it was DE-licious" |
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Posts: 6358 (04/16/2009 11:33 AM) |
mm wrote:SO funny. |
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Posts: 3486 (04/16/2009 11:34 AM) |
I told my teacher once in elementary school that my mom drinks and drives every day, especially when she drives me to school. The teacher and principal set up
a meeting with my mom and confronted her about this and all that junk. My mom was just drinking coffee. I didn't know the difference.
My mom must have been mortified 
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Posts: 31504 (04/16/2009 11:55 AM) Best Celeb Scoop '06, '08, & '09
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I have a ton b/c I was a nanny for four years. My most recent one was on Saturday - I was home for Easter and took the boys I used to watch to their soccer
game. There was an accident outside the soccer place and I was talking to another mom about how it was tough to get parking with all the cop cars. The
6-year-old I used to watch was half-listening and butts in with "Hey Sarah remember that time you got pulled over cuz you were driving wicked wicked fast
and the police officer told me and Nick to make sure you behaved yourself?" Mind you this was almost three years ago but the kid has a memory like a steel
trap.
The other mom did that weird tight smile and walked away.
(Also I don't normally speed with kids in the car, it was a road where it went from 45 to 35 and I missed the sign!) HolyCannoli wrote:This is awesome. 
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04/16/2009 1:24 PM.
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Posts: 10320 (04/16/2009 12:01 PM) Friendliest JJBer '09
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Since I don't have kids, I have plenty of stories. The worst was probably telling everyone at a family get together that "Daddy got angry and threw
the bowl at mommy"
Except that he didn't. It fell from the edge of the sink but I thought no harm with a little added imagination. He couldn't really deny it because then it'd look bad. LMAO how embarrassing, I still apologize. |
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