Fellas, let this be a lesson to you: When you're chasing pussy, remember to obey all traffic laws. And if you're drunk, let a sober friend take the wheel! Pussy-chasing is more fun together!
Back in December, former NBA star Charles Barkley was busted speeding and driving recklessly. When cops nabbed him for a DUI, Barkley said he was in a hurry to get a blow job.
Naturally!
Well, on Monday, Barkley pleaded guilty to 2 counts of driving under the influence, as well as "responsible" to running a red light.
As a result, Mr BJ-In-A-Hurry was sentenced to 5 days in the slammer, fined more than $2,000, and ordered to mandatory alcohol program attendance. He will also have to suffer the disgrace of Arizona's famed Tent City Jail, where inmates wear pink uniforms and pink underpants.
Whoever that trick was, she must have been toothless and lacking a gag reflex!
PEREZ
