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Jennifer Aniston: Obsessed with publicity and one-upping Angelina
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by Joanna Douglas, Shine Staff,
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Days after Jennifer Aniston told "USA Today" that she's "getting sick of" talking about her personal life and that it's none of people's "f-ing business," the actress appears in nothing but a necktie on the cover of GQ to gush about her love life and take more cracks at the Brangelina crew.
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She already took a stab at Jolie, saying that Angie discussing her early courtship with Brad on the set of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" while Jen was still married to him was "really uncool." Now she jokes, claiming she doesn't know why people are so interested in the feud.
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"The funny thing is, people don't realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends," jokes Aniston. "That'd be hysterical: I've got Zahara on my hip, and Knox…"
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Are we the only ones that find Jen joking about their kids a bit sad and desperate? Can't she just let it go and talk about her own life? You don't hear Brad and Angelina talking about Jen!
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Jen also talks about movie roles in a hypocritical way. "There are too many movies out there that don't empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man," she says. "And you know, that's not my favorite theme." Tack this on to her upcoming role in "He's Just Not That Into You" and the film she's currently working on, "Pumas" about "aspiring cougars" and Jen's image is looking worse and worse.
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If she's going agree to do these embarrassing interviews and scandalous magazine covers, maybe she should stop complaining about the public being so fascinated with her. Also, as a side note: Jen can strip down n ude, and try all she wants, but she's never going to be innately sexy in the same way as Angelina. We'd rather see her just be herself.
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http://shine.yahoo.com/ch…e-upping-angelina-328176/

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Angelina Is Still Hotter
By fitsnews • on December 12, 2008

Well, there's Jennifer Aniston, b-b-buck nekkid with the exception of a poorly-placed necktie.

And no, you can't get rid of the necktie by rubbing your thumb over your monitor … cause we tried that already. Many, many times, in fact.

Anyway, let's start with the obvious … she looks good.

In fact, she looks "real good" as a friend of a friend from Inman, S.C. would say.

And not that we've ever been inordinately focused on Jennifer Aniston's boobs, but we definitely like this shapeage better than what we saw on that totally topless - and thus NSFW - video of her walking down some Mexican beach a few years back.

She's put some meat on them bones, which is a good thing …

But the question still stands - does she even hold a candle to Angelina? The woman she loathes? The woman about whom she vented a bit more of her spleen in this GQ exclusive?

Short answer? No.

And not to get all fortune cookie on y'all, but green isn't a good color on anybody … especially when the green is jealousy.

We're not sure how long it's been since Brad Pitt broke Jen's heart, but we're pretty sure Nixon was in the White House and "Hey Mr. Tambourine Man" was on Top 40 radio.

Which is to say get over it, Jen … and not via loveless rebounds with Vince Vaughn and John Mayer.

Learning to love yourself? That's right. It's still the greatest love of all.

http://www.fitsnews.com/2.../12/angelina-is-still-hot

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Jennifer Aniston just can't button up over Brad Pitt

http://www.bostonherald.c…button_up_over_Brad_Pitt/

Jennifer Aniston is stark, raving n*de.
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Ever since Brad Pitt jettisoned the former "Friend" for fertility goddess Angelina Jolie, Aniston just can't keep her clothes on.
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Aniston's latest striptease is next month's GQ cover, where the almost 40-year-old wears nothin' but a necktie, shielding naughty bits with her wrists and a well-positioned knee.
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Inside, she frolics footloose and frock-free with two men and sits spread-eagle in men's skivvies, an open shirt and nothing else. She's supposed to be promoting the family-friendly "Marley & Me" but, for some reason, can't stop talking about what she calls the "insane Bermuda Triangle" that is Jen, Jolie and Pitt.
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Cue the awkward:
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"The funny thing is that people don't realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends," she jokes to GQ. "Can you imagine? That'd be hysterical: I've got Zahara on my hip and Knox . . ."
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Oh, honey. Build a bridge.
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Yes, Aniston's hysterical - and not in a ha-ha way. Think Glenn "I-won't-be-ignored-Dan" Close in "Fatal Attraction."
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She could give lessons in loony. Aniston sues magazines and Web sites for publishing topless shots of her but shows skin on the cover of Rolling Stone and in "The Breakup" and "The Good Girl," to name a few naked truths.
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In fact, this isn't the first time Aniston's graced the cover of GQ sans attire. She was shirtless in 2005, when she was anointed Woman of the Year.
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And she gets annoyed when people ask about her personal life - most recently griping at a USA Today reporter - but can't stop yapping about Brangelina and how "uncool" it all was and how extraordinary her musician boyfriend John Mayer is. All while demonstrating that her boobs are perkier than ever.
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What is it with this relentless notion that if a middle-aged celebrity can somehow defy gravity, it's a crime not to prove it? Who said in order to be OK with yourself, you've got to pose with nothing but a spray tan?
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You know what I'd like to see? Men acting this way when they're dumped - like ex-Mr. Madonna Guy Ritchie on the cover of Vogue wearing nothing but a cone bra, complaining about how uncool A-Rod is.
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"I feel more comfortable today than I ever did in my 20s or early 30s." Aniston told GQ. "I'm healthier. I'm more at peace in my mind and with my body."
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Good for you, Jen. Now get thee to H & M. And here, borrow my coat.

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And the backlashes keep on coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
I'm so bad today!!!!!!! NOT