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iLOVEtubas		#161	[-]
Posts: 17334 (11/11/2008 6:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	VelvetRope11 wrote: Sparknotes version: He had a small penis. (VERY disappointing since he was one of those guys that you thought for SURE had something good going on..yeah NOT.) Now, I'm "smaller set" so if I can't really feel friction, you really are small. So we're in the middle of sex and it's alright, then I really start to feel friction and it gets good. He then says this gem: "Yeah...the condom slid off...its...in there..." My face dropped and of course we stop so I can go on an exploration. I was stunned it was so far up because I knew damn well he wasn't hitting those places naturally. Thats happened to me twice.
orodwen		#162	[-]
Posts: 19533 (11/11/2008 9:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	You really do have the most unique-- umm most hilarious responses ever. Holy shit. Really? I just think it's sweet that he still feels that way after being with me now for over 20 years. I think that's unbelievably sweet! I would love to have a guy tell me that. Thanks. I think so too.
orodwen		#163	[-]
Posts: 19534 (11/11/2008 9:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	On a tangent, my husband desperately wishes he could stay erect all night just so we can sleep completely connected. It was so sweet the first time he told me this & the last time he said this was recently. bows Aw, thanks. I appreciate that others get it.
orodwen		#164	[-]
Posts: 19535 (11/11/2008 9:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Gave a blow job for the first time...tried to swallow...didn't happen quite as I planned because it came out of my nose. What a visual! I bet others did that w/ their beverages as they read your confession. Don't be embarrassed. Sex is full of all sorts of silly happenings.
AlzyBaba		#165	[-]
Posts: 185 (11/12/2008 9:28 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	My friend got cum in her eye and ear and didn't know it until the next morning when she had to walk home lol The whole next day she kept on saying on much her eye hurt and we ripped on her for about the next week or so.
Bobbee88		#166	[-]
Posts: 5735 (11/12/2008 10:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Oh my god!
RandomnessRocks22		#167	[-]
Posts: 9377 (11/12/2008 8:00 PM) Most Random '08 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	StarBrite310 wrote: This was like 9 years ago. I'll never forget it I was giving a BJ and I had some music on in the background. It was on a shuffle of CD's and I guess I had a Tori Amos CD in the mix because her song "Leather" came on and started playing right during the BJ. Welllllll...here's the lyrics at the start of the song: Look I'm standing naked before you Don't you want more than my sex I can scream as loud as your last one But I can't claim innocence And for anyone who had heard the song, the beat was synched perfectly with my mouth moving up and down Yeah embarraaaaasing hahaha. LMFAO. I am laughing so hard I can't fucking breathe.
towerOVERme		#168	[-]
Posts: 1308 (11/24/2008 12:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	High Chance of JJB Drama wrote: Seaner my boyfriend did the same exact thing to me (thankfully he couldn't get in all the way, it just barely pressed against there... but man that shit hurt!) Same thing happened to me once.. I SCREAMED it hurt so freaking bad. Without realizing it because I was in pain, I accidently elbowed my boyfriend in the jugular (you know that muscle in your neck?)... and he was about to cum at the same time and I ran and went in to the bathroom crying in pain. All of this happened in this fancy hotel room we were in for his birthday getaway I put together. What a great ending to our romantic thing. it all happened so fast. And he felt so bad, and so did I cause I apparently beat the shit out of him without knowing.. Whoops. Edited By: towerOVERme 11/24/2008 12:15 PM. Edited 1 times.
VelvetRope11		#169	[-]
Posts: 29588 (11/24/2008 12:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	towerOVERme wrote: High Chance of JJB Drama wrote: Seaner my boyfriend did the same exact thing to me (thankfully he couldn't get in all the way, it just barely pressed against there... but man that shit hurt!) Same thing happened to me once.. I SCREAMED it hurt so freaking bad. Without realizing it because I was in pain, I accidently elbowed my boyfriend in the jugular (you know that muscle in your neck?)... and he was about to cum at the same time and I ran and went in to the bathroom crying in pain. All of this happened in this fancy hotel room we were in for his birthday getaway I put together. What a great ending to our romantic thing. it all happened so fast. And he felt so bad, and so did I cause I apparently beat the shit out of him without knowing.. Whoops. That is just a clusterfuck of events right there.
towerOVERme		#170	[-]
Posts: 1311 (11/24/2008 12:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	^ Yes, it was horrible. We were so freaked out after and kept apologizing to each other. My ass and his neck hurt for a few days too... horrible.
MrsCarolineBass12		#171	[-]
Posts: 4301 (11/24/2008 12:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	LMAO OMG this is the funniest post ever
BrrritDaPrude		#172	[-]
Posts: 214 (11/24/2008 1:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	once in high school i had a guy who would say, "here comes god" while coming......it was seriously annoying
Jakki314		#173	[-]
Posts: 1131 (11/24/2008 2:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	We were at a party at my friend's house. It was like two in the morning and we were having loud, slapping sex in the living room on the couch. Went to sleep, woke up at five for round two and my friend's father in law walked in on us as he was going to get a cup of coffee. No blankets, nothing. Embarrassing. Then we had sex in his truck in my driveway and my roommate drove up just in time to see the truck just a rockin'. OH! And then one time we were at his house, it was early in the morning and we were doing it. He lives at home with his parents and his dad had gotten up to go to work. We were in the middle of it and his dad comes banging on the door talking about making sure to pick up the few things they needed. The funny thing is, we just kept going as he was answering his dad. It was really... weird. Edited By: Jakki314 11/24/2008 2:02 PM. Edited 1 times.
1glitter1		#174	[-]
Posts: 13692 (11/24/2008 2:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	BrrritDaPrude wrote: once in high school i had a guy who would say, "here comes god" while coming......it was seriously annoying OMFG.
BackToReality		#175	[-]
Posts: 15132 (11/24/2008 2:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	BrrritDaPrude wrote: once in high school i had a guy who would say, "here comes god" while coming......it was seriously annoying OMG that's terrible LMFAOOO
JenFromJersey		#176	[-]
Posts: 14858 (11/24/2008 2:19 PM) Most Loyal *NSYNC Fan '08 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Ooooh I thought of another one. I was heading to see my current fuck buddy (I guess that is what you would consider him) and was expecting my period. He is a musician and my period came WHILE HE WAS ON STAGE. I was not a happy camper. I was so embarassed that I had to tell him. We had a great hotel room too!
aperfecttrifecta		#177	[-]
Posts: 208 (11/24/2008 2:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Most embarrasing? While going at it in the shower with my then boyfriend, I had to slow it down and tell him to shut up because his mother might hear. His response: "Oh, I already asked her if we could shower together. It's totally cool." I don't think I ever set foot in that house again. But, I'm a bit paranoid about parents. No idea why - always have been. I don't want them knowing what I do with their son!
1glitter1		#178	[-]
Posts: 13694 (11/24/2008 2:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	he asked if he could shower with you?
aperfecttrifecta		#179	[-]
Posts: 209 (11/24/2008 2:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Yeah. I was seriously mortified. WHO DOES THAT?
1glitter1		#180	[-]
Posts: 13695 (11/24/2008 2:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	I KNOW!

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