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FunSized		#101	[-]
Posts: 1282 (11/11/2008 12:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	BackToReality wrote: since wrote: when i was having sex with my boyfriend, he told me he's about to umm release, and right when he did, my wall stereo fell on top of my head. LMFAO. I can just picture that: Oh baby, I love you, I love you, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum... BANG! What the fuck???! Get the fuck off me woman and drive me to the hospital!
orangepeel19		#102	[-]
Posts: 4171 (11/11/2008 12:57 AM) Friendliest JJBer '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	an dee 51o wrote: Me and my ex were going at it one night on some angry sex type stuff. She was on top and it slipped out. She then basically sat with her full weight on my cock. I had to call a time out and walk it off. I would've made her kiss the hell out of it!
JtzCrunkster81		#103	[-]
Posts: 14560 (11/11/2008 1:00 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	GettinHotWithJC wrote: loveblades19 wrote: Not really embarrassing, but its the first story that came to mind. Boyfriend and I were having sex, room was completely dark, we started changing positions and he accidently almost shoved his penis in the wrong hole - I screamed out in pain, and he screamed "OMG I'M SORRY I'M NOT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS" I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes. What in the flying fuck does that even mean??? I'm seriously crying from laughter. It means he couldn't find her VAG!!! Like Christopher Columbus found America!!
an dee 51o		#104	[-]
Posts: 79 (11/11/2008 1:03 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	orangepeel19 wrote: an dee 51o wrote: Me and my ex were going at it one night on some angry sex type stuff. She was on top and it slipped out. She then basically sat with her full weight on my cock. I had to call a time out and walk it off. I would've made her kiss the hell out of it! I was sore for days. Straight out of commission. It was awful.
orangepeel19		#105	[-]
Posts: 4175 (11/11/2008 1:06 AM) Friendliest JJBer '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	an dee 51o wrote: orangepeel19 wrote: an dee 51o wrote: Me and my ex were going at it one night on some angry sex type stuff. She was on top and it slipped out. She then basically sat with her full weight on my cock. I had to call a time out and walk it off. I would've made her kiss the hell out of it! I was sore for days. Straight out of commission. It was awful. aww brother Just so you know...sometimes we get really sore when you guys decide to ram aimlessly. Sucks huh?
BonoU2Suz		#106	[-]
Posts: 2233 (11/11/2008 1:08 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Last weekend was the most embarrassing...I met this guy at a bar who lives in my building, we got along really well and there was an attraction, so we had sex in his apartment. We were both pretty drunk, but not enough where we couldn't enjoy it or remember it afterwards. Anyway, once he finished, he looks at me and says "You're different from other girls" and I was like "um..yeah that's because I'm cool, now help me find my pants!" I was so weirded out by him that I grabbed my pants, left my unders and socks in his bedroom and left. Of course I run into him 4 days later...twice in less than an hour. It was pretty awkward. At least my walk of shame only lasted as long as it took me to walk down 3 flights of stairs.
StarBrite310		#107	[-]
Posts: 5801 (11/11/2008 1:15 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	This was like 9 years ago. I'll never forget it I was giving a BJ and I had some music on in the background. It was on a shuffle of CD's and I guess I had a Tori Amos CD in the mix because her song "Leather" came on and started playing right during the BJ. Welllllll...here's the lyrics at the start of the song: Look I'm standing naked before you Don't you want more than my sex I can scream as loud as your last one But I can't claim innocence And for anyone who had heard the song, the beat was synched perfectly with my mouth moving up and down Yeah embarraaaaasing hahaha.
an dee 51o		#108	[-]
Posts: 80 (11/11/2008 1:18 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	muffinlover wrote: orangepeel19 wrote: aww brother Just so you know...sometimes we get really sore when you guys decide to ram aimlessly. Sucks huh? UGH my fucking bf sometimes does this thing when I'm on top where he grabs my asscheeks really hard and almost like...pulls me up and down on his dick? and sometimes it feels like he's going to rip my ass and or vagina apart. It HURTS. He doesn't do it on purpose but I think he just gets a little caught up in the moment. I like rough sex but that's just not cool. TMI? muffin: I'm sure he got it from watching porn. just tell him to stop and I bet he would. orange: Thanks for the sympathy. I try my hardest not to miss the target, but sometimes even a sniper has an off-day.
Divine81		#109	[-]
Posts: 1713 (11/11/2008 1:21 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	FunSized wrote: I was about to have sex on Valentine's Day...it was so romantic, and I really wanted to, but I DID NOT feel good at all. So, we start doing it, but as soon as he fingered me, that it was it. I ran naked into the bathroom and stayed there for the whole night. The next week, he texted me, saying: "I really want to make love to you tonight, so please don't eat anything that might give you explosive diarrhea. Love you."
since		#110	[-]
Posts: 477 (11/11/2008 1:31 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	I was like owww, ouch, and laughing at the same time, meanwhile he was rolling on the bed laughing his ass off and saying omg baby i'm so sorry are you ok, but he couldnt stop laughing.
yvettemarie21		#111	[-]
Posts: 23173 (11/11/2008 2:03 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	My little dog jumped on the bed and promptly stuck her cold wet nose on his balls and sniffed. And kept them there until I moved her. I never knew a penis could go limp so quick.
BackToReality		#112	[-]
Posts: 14747 (11/11/2008 2:12 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	LMAO How awkward.
Pliant Pineapple		#113	[-]
Posts: 42144 (11/11/2008 2:16 AM) Funniest JJBer '06 JJBer of the Year '07 Funniest JJBer '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	"OMG I'M SORRY I'M NOT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS" I had to call a time out and walk it off.
AudaciousAudrey		#114	[-]
Posts: 19122 (11/11/2008 2:17 AM) Biggest Know It All '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	BonoU2Suz wrote: Last weekend was the most embarrassing...I met this guy at a bar who lives in my building, we got along really well and there was an attraction, so we had sex in his apartment. We were both pretty drunk, but not enough where we couldn't enjoy it or remember it afterwards. Anyway, once he finished, he looks at me and says "You're different from other girls" and I was like "um..yeah that's because I'm cool, now help me find my pants!" I was so weirded out by him that I grabbed my pants, left my unders and socks in his bedroom and left. Of course I run into him 4 days later...twice in less than an hour. It was pretty awkward. At least my walk of shame only lasted as long as it took me to walk down 3 flights of stairs. That's not embarrassing...
ShaiBrooklyn		#115	[-]
Posts: 29998 (11/11/2008 2:18 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Yeah here we go! I'll be brave...lol First was my best friend! I was giving him head in his bedroom while his parents were home. No big at all except the jack ass came on my face. Not a happy camper, so I get cleaned up and I'm walking through the living room and his dad just goes "Wipe that shit of your face!" I about died! Second was a couple years ago this coworker of mine and I were screwing around. I'd just gotten the tattoo done on my back about two days before hand. Needless to say cum in a fresh tattoo fucking burns! Even better during a really drunk night out somehow I told one of our other coworkers about it and now it's a running joke in the store, still even 7 years later!
ShaiBrooklyn		#116	[-]
Posts: 29999 (11/11/2008 2:19 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Yeah here we go! I'll be brave...lol First was my best friend! I was giving him head in his bedroom while his parents were home. No big at all except the jack ass came on my face. Not a happy camper, so I get cleaned up and I'm walking through the living room and his dad just goes "Wipe that shit of your face!" I about died! Second was a couple years ago this coworker of mine and I were screwing around. I'd just gotten the tattoo done on my back about two days before hand. Needless to say cum in a fresh tattoo fucking burns! Even better during a really drunk night out somehow I told one of our other coworkers about it and now it's a running joke in the store, still even 7 years later!
since		#117	[-]
Posts: 478 (11/11/2008 2:26 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	i remember another time back in college, my boyfriend at the time visited me, and we got to messing around, i swallowed after giving him a bj and soon after that i got a stomach ache, i said maybe it was the mikes hard lemonade i just drank, its not mixing well with your cum.
orangepeel19		#118	[-]
Posts: 4177 (11/11/2008 3:02 AM) Friendliest JJBer '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	muffinlover wrote: I don't mind cum on my face. me either
ShaiBrooklyn		#119	[-]
Posts: 30010 (11/11/2008 3:03 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Well it's not to say that I mind but I like to be prepaired for it, so ya know one can shut their eyes...lol
orangepeel19		#120	[-]
Posts: 4178 (11/11/2008 3:09 AM) Friendliest JJBer '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	muffinlover wrote: Oh yeah. Like I already said in here, cumeye is so painful.

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