They're just very unique!It's funny to me because I simply don't know any other way of writing/expressing myself. It's old hat so I'm not always sure what it is that stands out from another's perspective.
Share embarrassing sex stories.
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Posts: 19515 (11/11/2008 12:23 AM) |
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GettinHotWithJC |
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Posts: 37035 (11/11/2008 12:24 AM) |
loveblades19 wrote:What in the flying fuck does that even mean???   I'm seriously crying from laughter.
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 leesuh773 |
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Posts: 1919 (11/11/2008 12:25 AM) |
Jukee121 wrote: 
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orodwen |
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Posts: 19516 (11/11/2008 12:28 AM) |
What kind of problems? Ignore my question if it makes you uncomfortable. I'm weird like that.It doesn't cause me to feel uncomfortable at all. I had such tight sphincter muscles that I couldn't shit. My mum had to administer prescribed suppositories, which were exceeding painful to have inserted if you can imagine my condition, just so my body could relieve itself. |
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FunSized |
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Posts: 1279 (11/11/2008 12:28 AM) |
I was about to have sex on Valentine's Day...it was so romantic, and I really wanted to, but I DID NOT feel good at all. So, we start doing it, but as soon
as he fingered me, that it was it. I ran naked into the bathroom and stayed there for the whole night. The next week, he texted me, saying:
"I really want to make love to you tonight, so please don't eat anything that might give you explosive diarrhea. Love you." |
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orodwen |
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Posts: 19517 (11/11/2008 12:30 AM) |
Dude once fell asleep while still in me. Not like, dozing off, but full on CONKED THE FUCK OUT. It was difficult to get his body off mine and he wouldn't wake up for hours.On a tangent, my husband desperately wishes he could stay erect all night just so we can sleep completely connected. It was so sweet the first time he told me this & the last time he said this was recently. 
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Jukee121 |
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Posts: 12289 (11/11/2008 12:30 AM) |
seaner23 wrote:  I did feel bad. He handled it well but he was definitely freaked out.
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orodwen |
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Posts: 19518 (11/11/2008 12:31 AM) |
"I really want to make love to you tonight, so please don't eat anything that might give you explosive diarrhea. Love you."Aww...sweet and funny. |
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Posts: 17464 (11/11/2008 12:33 AM) |
orodwen wrote:
You really do have the most unique-- umm most hilarious responses ever. Holy shit. |
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seaner23 |
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Posts: 1809 (11/11/2008 12:35 AM) Best Male '09
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Lauriestar wrote:you gotta walk before you can run. don't fell too bad about it. he was probably so happy to have mouth on penis he didn't mind you being clueless down there. |
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orodwen |
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Posts: 19520 (11/11/2008 12:37 AM) |
Really? I just think it's sweet that he still feels that way after being with me now for over 20 years.
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orodwen |
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Posts: 19521 (11/11/2008 12:38 AM) |
johan!?Pray tell, who is Johan? |
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orodwen |
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Posts: 19523 (11/11/2008 12:41 AM) |
Oh, I'm kiddingAhhh...OK. I must have missed that thread. Was it before Yuku? I'd love to see the diagrams sometime. 
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Posts: 14169 (11/11/2008 12:47 AM) |
when i was with my crush a few weeks ago, he turns me around and i'm like... no exit only thanks.
turns out he wanted to do doggie and i misunderstood. That same night he almost ripped my peircing out trying to tweek my nipps. not cute. |
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Posts: 476 (11/11/2008 12:51 AM) |
when i was having sex with my boyfriend, he told me he's about to umm release, and right when he did, my wall stereo fell on top of my head.
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BWhammy |
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Posts: 3236 (11/11/2008 12:51 AM) |
lmao you bitches, i cant sit in reception and read this shit
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orangepeel19 |
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Posts: 4168 (11/11/2008 12:52 AM) Friendliest JJBer '09
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since wrote:  ouchhhh. Was the moan from passing out from the pain or an
orgasm?
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an dee 51o |
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Posts: 78 (11/11/2008 12:55 AM) |
Me and my ex were going at it one night on some angry sex type stuff. She was on top and it slipped out. She then basically sat with her full weight on my
cock. I had to call a time out and walk it off.
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Posts: 10367 (11/11/2008 12:55 AM) |
The first, and only, time I tried anal it was with my ex who has the biggest penis of any guy I've ever been with. We used way too much lube, and I was
kinda drunk. It was just really odd, and painful at first...and just when I started to enjoy it he got grossed out by it all and decided he needed to shower. I
thought it would be sexy to get in the shower with him, and we ended up doing it in there (first time I ever did it in a shower) and I slipped and fell. I
couldn't walk normally for a week, not only because my butt hurt, but also because of falling. I also got the worst UTI of my life because of the whole
night.
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Posts: 14735 (11/11/2008 12:56 AM) |
since wrote:LMFAO. |
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