ScarletOWhora85 wrote:Me? Or someone else?
That would be so fucking awkward.
Share embarrassing sex stories.
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Posts: 17293 (11/10/2008 11:22 PM) |
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toozb |
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Posts: 6824 (11/10/2008 11:22 PM) |
I said "What are you doing?" He said: "I'm done". The look on my face must have been priceless.
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FunSized |
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Posts: 1270 (11/10/2008 11:22 PM) |
toozb wrote: 
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orangepeel19 |
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Posts: 4149 (11/10/2008 11:23 PM) Friendliest JJBer '09
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iLOVEtubas wrote:Yeah mine would hurt too. I'd b all "PULL THE HELL OUT! I'M DYING!" attractive huh? 
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KiRkY GiRlY |
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Posts: 20628 (11/10/2008 11:23 PM) |
Gave a blow job for the first time...tried to swallow...didn't happen quite as I planned because it came out of my nose.
I seriously wanted to cry. It was horrible. At least the guy I was dating was a douche. I can't believe I told this 
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ScarletOWhora85 |
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Posts: 12613 (11/10/2008 11:23 PM) |
iLOVEtubas wrote:Being caught by her brother.
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iLOVEtubas |
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Posts: 17294 (11/10/2008 11:24 PM) |
orangepeel19 wrote:Yeah I was pretty much yelling out in pain.
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BackToReality |
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Posts: 14716 (11/10/2008 11:24 PM) |
muffinlover wrote:Okay, can you go more into depth with this one? Were you drunk or did you just all of a sudden throw up while he was ramming it into you?
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iLOVEtubas |
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Posts: 17295 (11/10/2008 11:25 PM) |
ScarletOWhora85 wrote:Ahh, ok. I was just checking.
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iLOVEtubas |
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Posts: 17296 (11/10/2008 11:26 PM) |
BackToReality wrote:Oooh this reminds me of an embarrassing one for my bf. One time when we were done he realized the condom fell off in the middle of it and he got so nervous suddenly that he rolled over and started puking.  
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BackToReality |
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Posts: 14718 (11/10/2008 11:28 PM) |
I missed where you said "drunk." Oops lol. LMAO Muffin one time I was giving my boyfriend head on a full stomach and ended up throwing up on his
dick.
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GettinHotWithJC |
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Posts: 37029 (11/10/2008 11:28 PM) |
toozb wrote: KiRkY GiRlY wrote:
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High Chance of JJB Drama |
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Posts: 25128 (11/10/2008 11:30 PM) Best Username '06 |
BackToReality wrote:That's kind of what happened to me, except thankfully I didn't throw up on his dick, but threw up in my hands. I had a McDonalds McFlurry earlier that day and it didn't sit right with my stomach.  I felt so embarrassed. Thankfully I don't think he remembers.
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BackToReality |
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Posts: 14719 (11/10/2008 11:30 PM) |
He thought it was funny, because he made me eat pizza at this pub like 10 minutes before. He was like, "That's my fault isn't it." I was
mortified, he thought it was funny and felt bad. lol
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illbejcsgirlfriend |
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Posts: 15618 (11/10/2008 11:31 PM) |
I'm having way too much fun reading these. I wish I could remember something else.
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 Purplelilac82 |
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Posts: 9536 (11/10/2008 11:31 PM) |
BackToReality wrote:I believe this is a Tucker Max story. |
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High Chance of JJB Drama |
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Posts: 25129 (11/10/2008 11:32 PM) Best Username '06 |
LMFAO Tucker Max has some NASTY stories.
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britneyjs1fan |
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Posts: 2059 (11/10/2008 11:34 PM) |
The one and only time I had anal sex. I don't wanna go into too much detail, but you can imagine what comes out of your ass...
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FireBirdGoddess |
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Posts: 17453 (11/10/2008 11:35 PM) |
I shat on his shirt.
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orodwen |
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Posts: 19508 (11/10/2008 11:35 PM) |
I'm not embarrassed by anything relating to my sex life & can in fact laugh at it regularly. This is the story I most commonly share since it's one
of the more memorable ones. It's short:
The first time I officially had sex I asked the guy if it was in yet...it was. 
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