Share embarrassing sex stories.
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iLOVEtubas |
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Posts: 17289 (11/10/2008 11:10 PM) |
You first.
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Posts: 14714 (11/10/2008 11:11 PM) |
Okay. The first time my boyfriend and I had sex, I bled a shit ton. At first I thought it was because I was very much "unused," but I actually
started my period in the middle of it. And when we got up, there was a shit ton of blood on the sheets. Mortified.
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 orangepeel19 |
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Posts: 4147 (11/10/2008 11:11 PM) Friendliest JJBer '09
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We were about to and then I said no thanks and broke up with him.
Does that count? Except I wasn't embarrassed, I rather enjoyed it. |
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leesuh773 |
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Posts: 1913 (11/10/2008 11:12 PM) |
orangepeel19 wrote: 
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kubbies |
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Posts: 355 (11/10/2008 11:12 PM) |
His parents leave for ice cream. we assume they going to be out a while. turns out they were gone all of 7 minutes. ..
and they returned to some ass slappin loud screamin sex. we finallllllllllly heard them when they banged on the bedroom door. |
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MegaBabe717 |
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Posts: 2864 (11/10/2008 11:13 PM) |
orangepeel19 wrote: Love it!
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JCsKitten69 |
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Posts: 20878 (11/10/2008 11:13 PM) |
In the back of his Jeep in a mall parking lot. Need I say more?
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illbejcsgirlfriend |
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Posts: 15614 (11/10/2008 11:13 PM) |
I'll go. I have two, but one is more funny than embarrassing. One of the first times I ever gave head (when I didn't really know what I was doing), I
wasn't using enough saliva and my mouth made a fart noise.
Another time, I was having sex with a guitar player and I reached my arm out and strummed
the guitar that was next to the bed on a stand. That was funny.
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iLOVEtubas |
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Posts: 17290 (11/10/2008 11:13 PM) |
Oh yeah, I've bled on the sheets a couple times.
 I think the sex actually started my period.
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MegaBabe717 |
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Posts: 2865 (11/10/2008 11:13 PM) |
Oh I'm going to love this post.
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Posts: 1269 (11/10/2008 11:13 PM) |
At the time, my boyfriend was living at home. We had just had sex upstairs in his bedroom; his parents were at a party next door. All of a sudden, the power
goes off. We're in the process of finding our clothes when his parents run into the house. His mom barges into the pitch black of his room telling us not
to worry; his dad will find flashlights. Little did she knew, she pretty much had this whole conversation with us when we were both naked
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11/10/2008 11:19 PM.
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illbejcsgirlfriend |
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Posts: 15615 (11/10/2008 11:14 PM) |
Oh and being caught by my brother. That was awkward.
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ImCuterThanYou |
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Posts: 13694 (11/10/2008 11:14 PM) |
I don't really have any super embarrassing ones.
The first time one of my exs and I had sex, we drunkenly did it in a hottub at a house I was housesitting at, the brother of the guy who owns the house was at the house with us, and one of my friends as well, so they got out and we started going at it in the hottub, a bunch of our other friends show up at the house, they ask my friend and the brother if they're there alone (guy and a girl) and the guy replies, "No, Amanda and _____ are out in the hot tub fornicating" (that's a direct quote ) So what happens? THEY COME OUTSIDE! So we're going at it, and suddenly the door out to the deck swings
open and it was pretty humiliating.
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August86 |
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Posts: 5651 (11/10/2008 11:15 PM) |
orangepeel19 wrote:
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jts senoritas |
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Posts: 6130 (11/10/2008 11:17 PM) |
Did it in a dollar general parking lot. I know, that sounds SO TACKY! but if was at night and we were on a long road trip, so it was kinda hot. lol. kinda.
Went to stay with his folks last year sometime...thought his parents would be gone for awhile. So we got a little carried away in the kitchen, then the living room. My boyfriend heard the gate open and that's when we grabbed what we could and ran naked up the stairs. And I was wearing tights that tight which we left on the couch. Can you say OMG?! They never found out. My boyfriend went downstairs and talked to them some and casually grabbed my tights like it was nothing. |
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Posts: 12607 (11/10/2008 11:17 PM) |
Losing my virginity was my embarrassing experience.
I used to hang out with this group of people all the time. There was this guy I was strangely
attracted to, even though he wasn't even all that cute haha. One of his best friends had a HUGE crush on me...almost to the point of infatuation (and no, I
am not being cocky when I say that). Anyway, we all used to party a lot together. One night I drank a ton of whiskey and ended up having sex for the first time
ever with the first guy I mentioned. When we were doing it, the friend that liked me WALKED IN on us. Not cool.  That was a very awkward situation, and it
was pretty awkward afterwards, too.
Oh how I regret losing my virginity that way. |
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ScarletOWhora85 |
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Posts: 12608 (11/10/2008 11:18 PM) |
You were caught by your brother?!? OMG, I would DIE.
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Posts: 15616 (11/10/2008 11:19 PM) |
Yes! And I wanted to die. I didn't come out of my room for hours, and my boyfriend at the time was so mad at me for forgetting to lock the door. My brother
never asked me about it, thank God.
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iLOVEtubas |
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Posts: 17291 (11/10/2008 11:20 PM) |
When I lost my virginity I was in so much pain I had tears rolling down my face and we actually had to stop. Luckily it was my bf and he was cool with it and
had to calm me down. I cried the next 2 tries as well...
I'm all good now though.
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ScarletOWhora85 |
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Posts: 12611 (11/10/2008 11:21 PM) |
That would be so fucking awkward.
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