The Barack Obama Loyalty Quiz -
Q: During his first 100 days, Barack Obama would ___. My answer: Walk on the Potomac river, turn it to wine, then part it.
I just had to had to pick that one; it was too funny to pass up
Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Obamaniac. You find his Barack appeal Obama-sistible, and are so Barackupied thinking about him, you are ready to make a Baracklamation of your devotion from the rooftops. In the spirit of Obamaraderie, you want all Americans to pay Obamage to His Holiness, the Dalai Lobama, and consider the thought of anyone else as president an Obamination. LMFAO!
The John McCain Loyalty Quiz
Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You oppose John McCain with a passion. The fact that he is willing to keep troops in Iraq 100 years and that he has wholeheartedly embraced George W. Bush freaks the hell out of you. After eight years of seeing the country run by a despotic regime of Constitution-trampling, torture-loving, Armageddon-yearning warmongers, you believe it would be a national tragedy to see Bush hand over power his chosen successor, John McSame.
How Well Do You Know the Candidates? - 10 Questions to Test Your Knowledge of Obama and McCain
You answered 8 items out of 10 correctly.
Your score is 80%. You have an impressive command of political trivia and minutiae. Your crack-like addiction to political blogs,
late-night comedy shows, and cable news has finally amounted to something. Congrats. 
The Democratic
Loyalty Quiz
Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are turning America
into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd gladly walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In your view,
there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic, greed-mongering,
Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.
The Republican Loyalty Quiz
Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a passionate and unyielding Democrat. You are appalled by the way Republicans are transforming America into a
theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd walk across red America on a bed of red hot coals to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is
no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic greed-mongering,
Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.
