Wil anderson was tweeting about this all day when it happened.. Soooo many dick jokes. I was rolling.

Man in hospital after bitten on penis by spider. Also being treated for broken nose sustained when he asked mate to "suck poison out"

Man bitten on penis by spider. Doctors say main fear is next time he orgasms he will shoot out hundreds of baby spiders...


Man bitten on penis by spider. On upside spider was radioactive, so penis can now shoot web and fight crime...