Hmmph.

1. My profile isn't searchable (I clicked that opt out link). But now a post I made on a public alumni facebook page shows up in a google search. HMMPH
2. My friend count changes every time I reload my profile! up 2! down 1! up 3! down 2! WTF HMMPH
3. Can someone just lock the FB CEO in a cage for a year so he'll leave it alone? HMMMMMPHHHHHHHHBITCH