Yeah I was cracking up a little bit. My mom opened the door and immediately asked if everything was okay, and he was like "I'm sorry but there's this snake in our bedroom and it's brown and it's moving very slowly and I don't know what to do!!!"

Ah well, it was a boost to my dad's ego at least. He got to be all hero-like and was able to nicely remove the snake from their room and set it free. Woo!