it's not so much that i judge them as i am like "wtf were you thinking?!" i have huge boobs naturally and they are awful to deal with.

and no, i'm not bitter about my boobs because they're ugly or something. they're not. they're nice, full, and perky. i just hate them because they are heavy, they make clothing fit awkward, they get in the way, and they cause people to jump to conclusions about my moral fiber.