whitgirl09 wrote:
KellySD wrote:
If you would wear tampons, you wouldn't have any accidents.
'Cause everyone has identical and predictable menstrual flow (sarcasm)

There, I fixed it. 

Also, someone in this thread used the word "skeeves!"  I use it all the time, and people down here (Nashville) usually give me funny looks when I do.  You're my proof I didn't make it up!