amyfo wrote:
Walrus
SI Swimsuit edition photo shoot
Hand sanitizer
1) Knowing that swimsuit models aren't the smartest bunch, I act as though the walrus poses a real threat to their lives and grab each of them one at a time, very inappropriately, to safety.
2) I take the hand sanitizer and spray it into the walrus' eyes.
3) I take one of the lighting equipment and stab at the beast.
4) Rest one of my legs on the beast, pose for a picture, and throw a sly wink to a strategic eyebrow raise to the models.
5) I give each of them my card and tell them to call me and glide away mysteriously increasing the chances of them wanting me.
6) Stealthily hide behind a plant and continue watching the photo shoot...