KellySD wrote:
A killer whale
Michael Jackson's grave
Creamie's curling iron
1) Pay no attention to the whale because it's going to die very soon since it's on land.
2) Realize I'm in the super secret location of Michael Jackson's grave.
3) Rob Michael Jackson's grave.
4) Take shiny glove off Michael and put it on to pick up the curling iron. Lord knows I'm not touching it with my bare hands.
5) Put curling iron in coffin because I find it funny.
6) As the killer whale struggles for it's last breath, I quickly name it Ben and sing Michael Jackson's Ben with a tear running down my right eye as I sing the line, "...and you my friend will see, you've got a friend in me..."
7) With the whale dead, I pick up Michael Jackson's jet pack he was buried with, carry all the cool and weird stuff I stole, and fly back home knowing I killed an orca named Ben.