MPLSdunk wrote:
new born gorilla
business class of a 747
skymall magazine.
1) Wrap the newborn in a fine, fleece business class blanket and head for the bathroom.
2) Stuff newborn in airplane toilet.
3) Make sure there is a proper seal and flush the newborn gorilla to its stinky demise.
4) Sit down on toilet and pull out the SkyMall magazine.
5) Notice that they're selling a toaster that not only toasts8 slices of bread, but also trims your beard.
6) Realize I'd be a fool NOT to buy it.