amyfo wrote:
African lion
PETA Convention
Snowman
1) Blockade all the doors to the convention to stop the low protein, easily scared PETA people from escaping.
2) Turn to the leader of PETA and see that she's trying to feed the lion tofurkey and steaks made of soy, which would result me in yelling, "INGRID, YOU CRAZY BROAD!!!"
3) As the lion feeds on Ingrid's naivety and wrecks house slaughtering the rest of the PETA supporters, I head to the table presenting cruelty free sports equipment.
4) I put on my pleather cleats on and pick up the seal cub-cruelty free clubs and charge at the fully fed lion.
5) I swing at the head of the lion, dodging its fearsome claws, giving a solid blow to its cranium.
6) With it dazed and confused, I land a roundhouse kick with my pleather cleats to its vital artery under its majestic mane.
7) Dead, laying at my feet, in victorious triumph, I raise my hands knowing I took down the King of the Beasts and that Scar ain't got shit on me.