shirleylee118 wrote:
chupacabra
your moms house
your moms vibrator


1) Open up the fridge and throw all the food on the floor to distract the chupacabra.
2) Go to garage and get the machete on the top shelf.
3) Murder the magical beast with said machete for invading my mother's home.
4) Take tagged pics of carcass and DNA samples for scientists and non-believers.
5) Clean up mess and put everything back to how it was before the monster invasion.
6) Pretend that I didn't even hear the idea that my mother has a vibrator.