kimjoy85 wrote:
1. fire breathing dragon
2. a log cabin w/ no doors or windows
3. a bucket shaped hat full of gasoline w/ holes in it

You think I can't get out of that situation? CHECK IT!!!

1) Throw hat at dragon leaving a trail of gasoline from the floor to it's head.
2) Lure the dragon to breathe fire.
3) Quickly roll out of the way under the dragon.
4) As the fire quickly catches on the cabin and dragon, I stay down to lessen the effects of smoke.
5) Hurt, angered, and on fire, the dragon would flail and destroy the cabin, letting me run out to safety.
6) Badly injured by the self-induced burns, I cover it's head with my shirt and wrap my belt tightly around his neck.
7) With great force and will, I bring it down to my level, put boots to its neck and pull back on the belt to free its soul from its body.
8 ) With it dead, I collect its precious dragon tears, which we all know turn into jellybeans and cure cancer and AIDS.