kimjoy85 wrote:
1. yeti
2. the artic
3. your birthday suit
1) I'd treat him just like I would a very large man, albeit hairier, scarier, and abominable.
2) Knowing that he's eluded major human contact, I understand that he fears me and use his fear against him.
3) I take off my clothes, since he's definitely never seen a naked human before, especially in the Arctic.
4) As he is entranced, captivated, and in awe of my manliness exuding from my naked and cold body, I reach out to him, like Jane did when first meeting Tarzan.
5) He takes this gesture as kindness, and as he takes my hand, I jump on his arm taking him down into an armbar, pulling back and effectively breaking his arm.
6) I quickly take full mount that sets up for some ground and pound.
7) As he struggles, I get his back and apply a rear naked choke and hold it for as long as I can.
8 ) I make sure that I make a twist of my body to effectively snapping his neck and quieting the elusive beast.
9) I put my clothes back on in victory and triumph.