AnGeLNJ99 wrote:
An elephant
The People's Choice Awards
A jello jiggler
1) I already know that the elephant would be too distracted by the glitz, glam, and overall pageantry that is The People's Choice Awards.
2) Sneak to the back and grab two awards.
3) Lure the elephant onto the stage with the jello.
4) As it feed and shows trust in me, I climb upon it.
5) With the award, pointy end down, I thrust at the base of the neck.
6) As it falls, I brace for impact and land on on my feet on stage to unanimous applause for defeating one of earth's largest land beasts.
7) I notice that the Favorite Female Artist trophy was what I used, which is lodged deep within the elephant carcass, and tell Taylor Swift that I'd let her finish, but Beyonce had the greatest video of all time, then shrug off stage knowing somehow Kanye would be blamed for this.