Valerie Me wrote:
A liger
Prince's bedroom
Spaghetti
1) Knowing that ligers are only bred in captivity and have fairly social demeanor, I'd gain it's trust by feeding it spaghetti.
2) I would then raid Prince's closet for necessary weapons, like sharp heels, studded belts, his diamond studded cane, and his unpronounceable symbol guitar.
3) I would distract the liger with Prince's many flashy blouses.
4) Once distracted by the blouses and spaghetti, I'll swing his guitar at the back of the liger's head.
5) Take the sharpest heel or the diamond studded cane and stab the liger in the jugular sending it's magical soul into the universe.
6) Open Prince's windows and call out to the world, "I HAVE DEFEATED NATURES MOST AWESOME ABOMINATION!!!"