beklah324 wrote:
You didn't say it had to be a real animal, so...

Hungarian Horntail Dragon
Rim of an erupting volcano
One 1-inch long strip of used duct tape

Fine.

1) Knowing that the dragon understands English and can't help but follow Hungarian stereotypes, I tell him that there are some fine pick salami in the magma of the volcano.
2) The dragon naively believes me and jumps into the magma to its death.
3) I run to safety down the volcano.
4) I put the used duct tape in my pocket for the moment I have to take it out, put in on the center of my palm, and slap beklah324 in the mouth.