KellySD wrote:
A giraffe
The Super Bowl
Lance Bass's underwear
1) Since I'm at the Super Bowl, I'd find spare football gear to don for the battle.
2) I'd go on the field and tell Reggie Bush that the game would be delayed, which would delay him possibly winning and going home to smash on Kim, unless I kill that giraffe.
3) He agrees to run at the giraffe with Lance's leopard print underwear looking like a charging predator which would make the giraffe run away.
4) I'd be on the other side of the field to meet with the giraffe. With full football gear on, I charge and aim for the giraffes knees like a missile.
5) With it down, I take my helmet off and swipe at it's head until it is unconscious.
6) I take all my weight, jump into the air, and give the final blow onto it's neck paralyzing and dispatching the animal.
7) I give a chest bump to Reggie as thanks and walk off the field knowing that I may not be an MVP, but I left as the MVGK, Most Valuable Giraffe Killer.