KellySD wrote:
koala
your bedroom
a sex toy
1) Reach for pistol under bed and shoot koala.
2) Happily hrow koala carcass in garbage knowing that I terminated one of nature's stoners.
3) Make up a believable explanation for when I'm asked, "So...someone gave you this sex toy...to aid you in killing a koala...that you ended up shooting in your bedroom?"