Dr Sykosis wrote:
a rabid skunk
Gobi desert
a tea bag

1) Take shirt off and wave it at the skunk to distract it.
2) Break tea bag in hand and mix with sand.
3) If the rabid skunk lunges out with teeth hoping to bite me, I'll throw my mixture into it's face, then rush to cover it's head with shirt.
4) If rabid skunk points it's end towards me hoping to spray, I'll throw caution into the wind, take the spray as I lunge at the skunk from behind and grab it's neck.
5) With the skunk's head in my control, I raise my body up and come down with my knees to its body until I am able to break its neck and/or spine.
6) Once dead, I'll bite it's jugular and drink as much blood to sustain me in the desert.
7) Head south to the Huang He river for water, to drink and bathe because I probably smelly. Smelly, but victorious nonetheless.