the lakes slave wrote:
Gemma wrote:
I think he's Dwight Schrute.
1) a bear
2) on a beet farm
3) with a Battlestar Galactica box set
1) I'll keep my distance from the bear until I'm utterly sure that I'm prepared.
2) Assuming it's the complete series 25 dvd set that includes the Cylon Centurion figurine, I'm going to take 5 disks and break them in half to form a 10 disk wide shard of plastic.
3) I distract the bear with all the beets around.
4) I take my shirt off and tie one end off. Put the rest of the box set in the shirt and swing it around as a weapon.
5) I charge the bear swinging my improvised medieval morningstar and shank in hand.
6) Walloping the bear with the boxset then falling on my back to lure it into biting me.
7) As it lunges forth for a bite, I dodge and stab half of season 1 into it's neck.
8 ) I make my way to my feet and beat and stab the bear until it's soul surrenders in agony to my will.