Je Ne Sais Quoi wrote:
RedLampDistrict wrote:
A blue whale, A plastic tank full of water, a strand of human hair.
I wasn't expecting any whales.

1) Throw the strand of hair away because it's completely useless, thanks.
2) Take my shirt, pants, and shoes off and tie them into a ball.
3) Jump into tank and try and shove ball of clothes into mouth.
4) If choking hazard plan fails, take euro-speedo and socks off and try and clog the blow hole.
5) If blow hole plan fails, proceed to elbow dropping whale on it's head.
6) Climb out of plastic tank, pace 100 feet, and run at tank full speed trying to crack it.
7) After a few hours of constant beating, the crack of the tank would make a substantial water loss.
8 ) Sit on top of whale and laugh loudly into the wind as the whale suffocates from it's own weight and lack of water.