Gemma wrote:
Since you are so obviously bright, please learn that the contraction for "it is" is "it's." The possessive form, indicating that "it" possesses something is spelled "its."

I think he's Dwight Schrute.
Oh Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, please my dear, let's not get hung up on minor grammatical errors involving misplaced and/or missing apostrophes.
Do these minor errors take anything away from the pure genius of my strategies in taking down nature's furry soldiers? I think not.
CrunkCrazy4NSync wrote:
Ah true, I forgot you mentioned the clothes on your back.  Still, a snorkel!  Jam it in its gills or something!
Are you insane?!?! Trying to jab the gills with a snorkel would indubitably raise the chances of it turning and biting my hand off.
The "Crazy" in your name is quite fitting.