Dr Sykosis wrote:
peregrine falcon
base camp at Mt. Everest
pair of tweezers
1) Knowing that the peregrine is the fastest animal on the planet, I'd have to lure it to me.
2) Since the base of Everest is devoid of any food for the peregrine, I'll use that to my advantage.
3) Stealing meat and supplies from the camp, I'd set up a trail of meat into a tent, cleverly held up by a rod attacked to a string attacked to the tweezers in my hand.
4) Once the falcon hones in on the bait and enters the tent, I pull on the tweezers, trapping it.
5) I quickly run to the fallen tent and throw my body onto it hoping to land on the animal.
6) I dispatch into punching anything that moves.
7) Finally dead, I light a campfire, cook the falcon, eat it, ready my supplies, climb to the top of Everest and yell to the world around me that "I HAVE TRIUMPHED OVER THE FASTEST CREATURE EARTH CAN CREATE!!!"