amyfo wrote:
Eagle
5,000ft in the sky
Dead rose petal
1) Spread limbs out slowing descent with rose in teeth, maneuvering towards eagle.
2) Coming upon behind the eagle, grab it's wing and/or neck.
3) With a strong twist of the wrist, snap eagle's neck and let go, letting it's carcass fall to the earth.
4) Approximate distance to any possible body of water, and aim self towards it.
5) Pull shirt forward to try and slow your speed.
6) Position straight down, head first to the water for chance of survival or instant death by way of broken neck.
7) Have no fear or regrets, I just conquered a king of the sky.