the lakes slave wrote:
1) Velociraptor
2) laundromat
3) nail polish
1) Knowing that real velociraptors were a lot shorter, a lot dumber, and covered in feathers compared to their depictions in Jurassic Park, I'd use my size and cunning to intimidate it.
2) Take my shirt off and wave it in the air in one hand to distract the beast.
3) Throw the nail polish and detergent powder found in the laundromat onto it's face.
4) Take shirt and cover its head with it.
5) In a headlock maneuver, trap its head into a dryer or washer.
6) Proceed to ram door on its neck until death is certain.
7) Take shirt off its head, put in the washer, then dry it, then put it back on, nice and clean and stand in awe of my prowess over nature.