Gemma wrote:
platypus

shoreline (or wherever they hang out)

a match
Easy.
1) Take my shirt off and light it on fire.
2) Throw it onto the platypus, singeing it's eyes in the process.
3) Knowing that they have venom on their ankle spurs, I'll focus on their head.
4) While it's burned, blinded, and confused, I'll pick up a bunch or rocks from the shoreline and chuck it on it's head until it knocks it out.
5) While it is stunned, I will go for the kill and stomp it's head.
6) Lift it's dead, pathetic carcass in one hand and yell at the sunset letting all of nature know that they answer to me, man.