This makes me laugh:

Fox TV's cameras caught Visanthe Shiancoe naked in the locker room last year. He's still upset.

"Fox sent me some hats and a T-shirt," Shiancoe said. "What is that? Showing my butt naked on TV, and that's all I get? I should have gotten an endorsement."

Some players would have sued. Shiancoe's glad the cameras caught his good side. "I wasn't embarrassed about it at all," he said. "I felt I represented myself right. Like I said last year, if I would have just gotten out of the pool, I would have been upset. But I work hard on my body, and I'm blessed in other areas, so I'm not too upset over that."

Shiancoe, the Vikings' fast-improving tight end, doesn't have to get completely naked to earn a reputation as an exhibitionist. "He usually walks around with his shirt off in the locker room, talking," said cornerback Antoine Winfield. "If I had a body like that, I'd do it, too. He'll get inside the locker room, strip, and head to the weight room and start doing curls."