OMG, THAT ONE IS SO GOOD!

It amazes me some of this shit that these guys go through to get noticed. One wrote me an E-mail and I thought it was adorable, then I found out it was the same E-mail that Tom Hanks wrote to Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail.

Then there's the guy I posted about who offered to take me to an Eagles game if I sucked his dick...when I called him out on his proposition he got all defensive about it like he DIDN'T just ask me that!

This dude wrote me and said "so when we hanging out?" and he looked cute and then I went to his profile:

If you are a female and read my profile without messaging me you will have bad luck on your next date.
I want to be successful in everything I do. I want to rule the world. I like working out and looking good. I'm unique because I think I am. I like music.

Um...never.